I am a bad person. I am a bad bad materialistic person! I NEED things sometimes. I feel like they are calling to me! (I also can't go to adopt this dog places! They look so sad and they CALL to me! We would have 20 dogs. Sorry honey. Not that you are reading this anyway.)
I need these boots! They are perfect! PERFECT! Except for that DAMN price tag!
I feel sick that I can't have these. Is that a bad sign? Oh wait, I already admitted to being a sad materialistic person... so can't go no lower.

I NEED
these boots!